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Entries from December 2007

Merry Christmas, shipmates

December 24th, 2007 · No Comments

To all my shipmates at sea, at home, or in the dirt somewhere, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and come home safe.

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Wall•E teaser number 2

December 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

How can you not dig an animated film about a lonely robot named Wall*e, when the teaser has Barroso’s Brazil playing as the accompaniment?

Teaser trailers available at Apple’s movie trailers. The movie season of 2008 is shaping up to be an amazing one. Indiana Jones, Wall*e, Dark Knight, the Hulk’s second flick, Iron Man, Speed [...]

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Environmental Blathering Bad for Environment

December 18th, 2007 · No Comments

“When those who tell me the environment’s a crisis start acting like it, I’ll listen.” –Glenn Reynolds
Another example of those true words was the recent ClimateStock ‘07 in Bali. Jetloads of concerned environmentalists descended on the Pacific playground and began wringing their hands over how bad things are for Mother Earth. Now why should I [...]

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The Gingerbreads are coming

December 17th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Not in the spirit of the holidays? Maybe you just need some motivation, haka style:

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Campaign openness

December 10th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Governor Huckabee seems to be hiding his sermons from his time as pastor at two Southern Baptist churches, according to Mother Jones.

When asked for copies of the sermons Huckabee delivered at Immanuel Church, an employee there claimed none could be found. A Beech Street Church pastor’s assistant maintained that much of the archival material from [...]

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“yakuza ninjas, flying guillotines, a drill bra, a Japanese teenage schoolgirl”

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

So reads the description at slashfilm about “The Machine Girl,” an upcoming Japanese film that is seemingly destined for the Cult Film Hall of Fame. There’s an embedded Flash Video of the trailer on the slashfilm page. Lots and lots of blood is present, for those who might care.

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We’re *hic* 94! Oh wait…

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Wow. Austin ranks #94 of the nation’s “Drunkest Cities”. How’s that bad, you ask? Well the list goes from 100 to 1, with 100 being the drunkest. (How non-usable is that convention?) Preachy bastards…
We looked at annual death rates due to alcoholic liver disease, as well as who’s headed there by regularly downing five or [...]

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We meet again, Dr. Jones

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Bad. Ass.

Click on the image to be taken to the website.

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In the hope that the Steelers wipe the smug out of the Pats

December 9th, 2007 · No Comments

Here’s a video tribute to the 1970s Steelers:

I long for another Cowboys - Steelers Super Bowl showdown. With the Cowboys pulling off a nail-biter in Detroit this afternoon, they are still on track for an amazing season, one that harks back to the early 90s when they were coached by Jimmy Johnson, and before that, [...]

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We can’t prove it’s not true, therefore it’s true

December 3rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

What the hell have they been teaching in journalism school? We have Dan Rather and Mary Mapes “fake but accurate” excuse for running a hit piece on a sitting president in the final months of a reelection campaign. We have The New Republic running an unverified piece on the supposed horrors of war containing events [...]

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Chavez’ “reforms” lose; Venezuelans win

December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Sean Penn, Cindy Sheehan, Danny Glover, and Jimmy Carter were unavailable for comment after Venezuelan thug-in-chief, Hugo Chavez, had his “reforms” rejected by Venezuelan voters. The so-called reforms would have given “Chavez control over the Central Bank, the right to suspend civil liberties and freedom of the press and the right to take over private [...]

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