Swanky Conservative

Chewie is becoming an American. As far as I’m concerned, this means we win. The best part… he already lives in Texas.

You see, we (Texans) can settle every argument with, “That’s OK, we have Chewbacca.” This is too cool. Imagine, on the Senate floor, Ted Kennedy drones on and on and on about whatever is on his bourbon-soaked mind. Massachusetts needs $20 million more for their Big Dig, whatever. Senator Hutchison can rebut with, “We have Chewbacca,” and it’s over. We win.

You’re overseas and some Frog starts in on all that is bad and evil about America. You reply, “We have Chewbacca.” Frog runs away crying.

For me, I think we just found our next governor. Screw Kinky. Chewie in 2006.

[ Big tip to Will at Vodkapundit ]