Swanky Conservative

Sean Penn, Cindy Sheehan, Danny Glover, and Jimmy Carter were unavailable for comment after Venezuelan thug-in-chief, Hugo Chavez, had his “reforms” rejected by Venezuelan voters. The so-called reforms would have given “Chavez control over the Central Bank, the right to suspend civil liberties and freedom of the press and the right to take over private land and potentially position him to be president for life,” according to ABC News.

Score one for liberty and freedom.