Simplifying – it’s the new Black

We’re saying “goodbye” to cable TV in a few weeks. Time Warner’s clusterfudge over bandwidth-based pricing was the impetus that nudged us to finally make a call on keeping cable or not. It feels good to make the decision. We’re not going dark or moving “off the grid,” we’re just simplifying here and there.

Last year we started growing herbs & some vegetables. This year we’re hoping to add to that with a raised veggie bed. We did some rearranging of living and work spaces and we’re planning on adding more social spaces in the backyard to take advantage of nice weather.

Canceling cable is just one more part of finding ways to come together and be more of a family. It also has what should be obvious monthly savings. That chunk of cash each month can be used to pay down debt.

We’re not alone in this. USA Today ran a story – though oddly off-target – featuring a family that was shifting to a simpler life in order to save money and be more self-sufficient. Peggy Noonan writes about them in the Wall Street Journal:

The paper weirdly headlined them “economic survivalists,” which perhaps reflected an assumption that anyone who leaves a conventional, material-driven life for something more physically rigorous but emotionally coherent is by definition making a political statement. But it didn’t look political from the story they told. They didn’t look like people trying to figure out how to survive as much as people trying to figure out how to live. The picture that accompanied the article showed a happy family playing Scrabble with a friend.

Noonan goes on to make predictions of an America in the near future with less “bland affluence” and more normalcy, less chic, an a questioning of much of today’s mega-excesses. Sounds fine to me.

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CNN’s Roesgen gets educated

But no, this doesn’t air on CNN. Only the part that paints all Tea Party protesters as stools. Founding Bloggers caught the real conversation. Army of Davids, indeed.

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Ahh… Bocelli and Jenkins

You know, were I gay, I would have a huge crush on the wonderful Andrea Bocelli.

But seen here with the stunning Katherine Jenkins (Wow, a woman with a figure!), I would have to put that crush on hold; there’s no way my heterosexuality can resist such a woman. She’s absolutely gorgeous. (This is why I married my wife. She’s not some anorexic stick; she’s a classic beautiful specimen of Scandinavian beauty.)

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Decaying Dentistry in Britain’s Nationalized Healthcare System

Tell me again why nationalizing healthcare is a good thing? From Britain’s Daily Mail comes this story about the state of dental health in Britain, where the number of people who have to have teeth extracted has risen by a third in the past four years.

For a reminder of the depths to which NHS dentistry had sunk under New Labour, pay a visit to Scarborough. In 2004, three years after the date by which Tony Blair promised that everyone in Britain would have access to an NHS dentist, hundreds of people queued on the town’s streets.

They were desperate to register for NHS treatment at a new dental surgery. Most were unsuccessful and the image summed up the shocking state of this key plank in the nation’s healthcare.

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Got Tea?

Tomorrow, April 15th, Tax Day, is the day when hundreds of protests are going to be held around the United States where people are going to express their displeasure with the fiscal irresponsibility of the American government. In the Austin area, there are four that I’m aware of. The larger of them will be the two in central Austin.

The first is the “Don’t Mess with Texas” protest at 11:30 at the Austin City Hall steps. Governor Perry, Railroad Commisioner Michael Williams and many more will be speaking.

The second is the “Austin Tax Day Tea Party” at 4:00 at the south steps of the Capitol. Congressman McCaul, State Sen. Dan Patrick and others will speak at this one, which concludes with a march to Lady Bird Lake for a ceremonial tea dumping.

Round Rock has one planned at the old HEB parking lot at US 79 and South Mays. Georgetown has one, too, at the Williamson County Courthouse lawn at 6 pm.

I’ll be photographing things as a Citizen Reporter for Pajamas Media, so be sure to smile when you see the large guy in a kilt with camera.

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Pork ribs sopping sauce recipe

I used this on a rack of ribs this afternoon & it’s delicious.

4 oz white wine (I used Llano Estacado Gewurztraminer)
4 oz rice wine vinegar
2 oz olive oil
1.5 oz yellow mustard
2 finely diced cloves of garlic
salt & ground pepper to taste
3 tablespoons dry rub

Bring to boil over medium heat, stir frequently. Let it gently boil for 10 to 15 minutes, adjusting heat as necessary to maintain the low boil. Don’t overdo it with the heat.

Pour into a container & sop your ribs as needed. Keep the leftover in a refrigerated sealed jar for next time.

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Time Warner’s jacked up pricing scheme

ARS Technica asks, “Just how overpriced is that steak” in an article examining Time Warner’s planned pricing scheme set to go into effect later this year here in Austin.

Rather than a tiered, flat rate, structure for high-speed Internet service, TW is moving to a plan that prices service by bandwidth. In this town, with so many independent developers, designers and entrepreneurs, Time Warner is affecting a huge group of people.

As TWC expands its test markets for the data caps, it offers plans with 5GB of monthly data transfer for $30. Plans with 40GB of data go for $55. The thinking here is that most customers currently use only 4GB per month or so, and offering those customers a cheaper rate is actually doing them a favor. As Hobbs puts it, “Our current pricing plans require all users to pay the same amount, whether they check e-mail once a month or download six movies a day.”

But the only favors being done here are to TWC’s bottom line. That base rate works out to a truly jaw-dropping $6 per GB per month, and it’s so far out of line with competitors’ plans as to shock even the most cynical heart.

I’ve been thrilled with TW’s service over the years. There is the occasional Internet service interrupts, but it’s rarely been so bad I had to leave the house in search of an uplink. I’m a moderately heavy user of bandwidth, though, being a web developer, a blogger, and a Flickr user. I tend to use more of the pipe than someone like my parents, who check email, browse the Web, and that’s about it. So while I’m not torrenting copies of Grand Theft Auto or anything of that ilk, I’ll likely end up paying more than I’m doing now. And in principle, that’s fair. But as Nate Anderson explains in the linked article, don’t charge me steak prices for dry toast.

Unless Time Warner realizes their blunder, my current plan is to both move to a competitor’s DSL service, and go one more and drop Time Warner Cable for television, too.

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Texas GOP should demand an apology, too

Stupid is as stupid does. In this case Stupid Is would be one Republican State Representative Betty Brown (District 4 – Terrell, Henderson, Kaufman). She, now (in)famously, ’suggested on Tuesday that voters of Asian descent should adopt names that are “easier for Americans to deal with.”‘

She specifically said: Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?

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View this on YouTube

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How to drive away customers

Start charging for bandwidth on a usage-basis, above & beyond monthly fees, like Time Warner is going to start doing this summer in Austin. I have high-speed ATT DSL available for less per month with unlimited bandwidth. I don’t see why I should stay with Time Warner. Hell, I may even drop Time Warner Cable. When my media viewing options extend to my iPhone, why am I paying monthly fees for Time Warner Cable?

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